WEDNESDAY - Dr Sarlife says...

I hate the Piarosar Wide Web. I want to continue reading an interesting article from this one realiable-looking Stawdish website but it requires a PAID SPLUBBERING SUBSCRIPTION! Who do you think I am? I don't have money!

I've complained to Farqua about it. He called me a nerd and told me not to bother because apparently the site wasn't worth revisiting, anyway.